I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
i literally paused in the middle of it, turned on my light, pointed to the picture netxt to my bed and go "you hooked up with my roommate too!!! AWWW!" he was so weirded out. i don't think he understands the relationship we have..we share..
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I think the multiple Sunday morning sirens outside my window are a plot by the cops to get back at me for the shit we pulled last night. Or I should move to a better area.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
You know, part of me wants to die and the other part of me doesn't want to live
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
They took the TVs out of the gym and the mini-Mart only had 2% milk. 2015 wants me to be fat
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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