Small Doughy Asian men and sleeveless hoodies with nothing underneath do not mix well.
Sounds like the climatic scene of my favorite erotic novel.
So random guy from last night came over tonight. I told myself I wasn't going to sleep with him but he had some killer dirty talk and a big penis in his arsenal...what was I supposed to do? Supposedly he lost his virginity to his wife and since their divorce a year ago I'm the 1st girl he's slept with, I feel like I just re-took his virginity...I feel like a rockstar.
i told him my stretch marks were scars from a jellyfish sting........he totally bought it
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
You left me a voice message at 5 a.m. It was mostly incoherent noise, you screaming my name and then something about a man with two butt holes...
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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