My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
doing shots has become such a natural thing to me that i just instinctively swallowed listerine
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
So the bar isnt gonna put that broken window on my tab. appaerently they want cash
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
I deem her datable let the dance of attraction commence
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
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