I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I'm pretty sure last night was the first time I've seen someone drink beer-soaked paper towels. Ever.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
My car has a permanent smell of sex to it now.
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
On a scale of 1 to shit show you were "i just pissed myself"
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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