Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Got blown by one of the bridesmaids. Family BBQ today. They all know. Talk about awkward.
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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