the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
It's barely 9 am & I've already had an ice cube IN my vagina
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
I nicked my vulva while shaving and I'm about to go on a date where I will be having sex. Which bandaid: My Little Pony or princesses?
...I watched him run on the beach yesterday and I think I started ovulating
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
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