she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
All my problems are solved. I just got McDonalds and scratch off lottery tickets.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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