awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Your mom just threw up on me. Please come home.
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I think I was using my hair to catch my vomit last night.
You were.
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
Apparently I still called the officer "sir" despite the fact I was at a .21 BAC. Southern girls are raised right
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
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