am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
The plan is to make enough mistakes this weekend to hold me over until spring break
Just don't let me fall on anything that can be broken. Unless its a dick
I really am. The stoner chick wants to get a python.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
holy shit! you were walking down a hill and just happened to be passing a trash can like 4 ft away and projectile vomited over a fence into the trash can. kept walking and drank a beer.
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