Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
i love accidental penises.
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
I need a creepy friend to scare off the other creepy people
I would be honored to be that friend.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
Woke up this morning on my doorstep in a basket with a branch, a lipstick lightning bolt on my head and a sign that said "the boy who lived." i love you guys.
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
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