I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
i had a dream last night that my liver tore its self out of my body and ran away.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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