turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
there is a dude in the bar with no arms getting fed beers by his friends
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
If you gave someone an std. would you say a muffin basket, a candy gram or an edible arrangement is a better choice to send them?
I think it's time for tequila and I to go our separate ways
when ur drunk laser tag is all fun n games. try it high and all of the aliens in the galaxy want you dead.
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
Randomize
