Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I went from sexy to sloppy in a matter of minutes
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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