Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Having a random hookup so left but love u
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
My walk of shame wasn't complete until I projectile vomited clutching my truck bumper while he just smiled with that look of regret.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
My dog just blew me a kiss. First of all I'm stoned and second of all he's a pitbull. Those aren't sexual dogs. So wtf.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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