Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
I did the walk of shame in nothing but a sleeping bag and now I'm on my way to pick up plan B. Let's not make a habit of this.
Sounds like a good New Years
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
A drunk and bleeding peter is knocking on your door... in nothing more than a sombrero, boxers and cowboy boots.
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