I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
I might be the strongest willed bouncer ever. Earlier tonight a girl flashed me trying to get in. I just replied "Sorry I'm gay", she believed me and left.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Drunk is not a location!
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
You barfed off the front porch while the elderly neighbors were walking their dog. We had to convince them not to call 911.
Pics or it didn't happen.
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