white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
sweet and enthusiastic is code for tiny dick.
So I have the hangover from hell, spent all night puking, and there's a septic tank truck parked outside the house literally pumping shit. You win God.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Didn't think I'd be dancing with the Power Rangers but here I am
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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