Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He's a psychology major, so instead of becoming a stripper, I'm just working out my daddy issues with him. And his cock. And spankings.
They're much more educational now btw. Don't judge.
He held my hair back for me while i vomited in my driveway last night and i repayed him by farting mid-heave.
Dude you literally tried to cook your phone in the microwave. You were so wasted you asked your mom to help you turn it on.
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
Drunk purchased a negligee, plan b, keds and Himalayan salt shot glasses.. there’s only one reasonable purchase there, and we both know it’s not the sneakers
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