Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
When the phrase "Wow your huge" came out of her mouth I knew it was gonna be a good night.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
twelve hours since my last beer and i just blew a .08, time to go to the library
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
don't take this the wrong way, but I'm not drunk but I need you to take me to the ER and you're the most likely to not be drunk now.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
You peed on a flamingo?!?
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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