I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
Article 1, law 1, section 1 of the apartment 25 party handbook: tarp will be purchased prior to any and all future parties. Aforementioned tarp will be placed on floor. Any and all sick patrons must relocate to tarp preceding the event of expulsion of bodily fluids. Failure to do so will result in ejection of guilty patron and banishment of the accused from succeeding party. All patrons must read and sign a copy before entry is granted.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
You insisted that your middle name was "velociraptor" for 20 minutes and every time someone said something you tried to relate it to velociraptors. That kind of drunk.
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Shame - the story of my life.
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