One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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