Me= Watching Ferngully. My neighbor= Having really loud sex including multiple orgasms
Oh God
I know, but the worst part is I'm not really sure which I'd rather be doing. Feel free to re-evaluate our friendship
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
i wish my penis had a tongue
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
at least I have the sex noises of his roommate to entertain me while I wait for him to wake up
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
My mom asked me if I ever go on dates. I had to suppress the urge to ask if having casual sex with a freshmen counts as dating
It's settled. One of us is going to bang her brother. The world demands justice and he's hot. We'll be the justice league if it were made of alcoholic whores
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
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