So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
Are my feet made of real feet?
God gave him joint rollers for hands
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
Woke up this morning in a randoms bed clutching an airplane ticket. God I hope I'm still in the country
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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