Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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