oh my god, i just wanna eat cake off your dick
take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
I only saw you for about 5 min, but you were rambling about how not even the whiskey could make you fight the skeleton guards.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
DO NOT FUCK YOUR ENGAGED GAY NEIGHBOR!
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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