1:57 a.m. Where did you go???
1:58 a.m. What are you doing? I want to go home with you, why aren't you responding?
2:11 a.m. Heading back to your place now, will you let me in?
you thought that fire hydrant was a midget...you gave it a hug and asked for a lollipop.
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
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