So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
Well my grandma put the turkey in the oven for 4 hours and didn't have the oven on.
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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