i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
If you get laid dressed as my dad that makes me extremely uncomfortable
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
The last time we went to a costume party, you walked around in a loincloth with a cross and said you were Jesus. I'm eager to see how much more offensive you can be.
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