i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
Didn't get the job. Searched for my references on FB and saw the pic of me weighing my head passed out.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
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