and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
So maybe I got drunk and hooked up with him in a hot tub? I mean that's nothing to be ashamed of, that kind of takes talent. I'd drown.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
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