She is in my trunk
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
his phone is always ringing though. It makes me feel like I'm dating a doctor who's always on call.
yeah, dating a doctor sounds much better than fucking your drug dealer.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I just puked in my courtyard and dripped toothpaste in my chest hair. You better be getting laid or this drunk is wasted.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
I feel like 20 angels jizzed in my mouth. This cupcake is DELICIOUS!
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