He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
She made me go with her to get a pregnancy test since she's missed a few birth control pills. She made me park in the "expectant mothers" spot at CVS and preceded to ask if it would be in the pest control section.
I just heard a girl in all seriousness say, "I told him I'm not a stalker. I just really really want to talk to him."
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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