The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
Wow. Last night.
I knew you were shit blasted when you called me your "sunflower queen"
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
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