bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
I sat on the ground outside wawa chain smoking and telling two strangers about my sex life. I also accepted Rick James Bitch and Celine Dion as their names.
She told me she gets scared easily and that I had to protect her. Then I made a condom joke that ended up making her cry... All bad dude
I'm pretty sure "tag teaming" and "looking for stability" are not synonymous.
Not yet.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
Nothing $200 worth of strippers and spicy fried chicken couldn't fix.
I just got the most majestic image of a potato sack full of dildos getting whipped at your head in slow motion.
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
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