I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
the kid throwing up and laying face down on the deck just asked ME if I'M okay...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
So I got this new job… ever been fucked in a corner office before?
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
You were so drunk last night that you fell thru the bathroom door at the bar, ripping it off the hinges in the process. But, your birthday tiara stayed on thru the whole thing. I'd call it a succcessful evening. Happy birthday kiddo!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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