The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
he kept farting in my kitchen and blaming it on the dog. then we went to wendy's and he spent twenty minutes in the bathroom. im pretty sure he shit his pants.
you should have known when you found out he drove a mini cooper not to hang out with him.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
apparently it was the return of drunk burrito sex.
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Accidentally donated half a joint to Kiwanis with the spare change from my car's ashtray. I hope those kids appreciate it.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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