i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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