I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
thanks for stopping by when you did. making a meatball quesadilla while high was a bad choice
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
sex, shower, sex, ice cream sandwiches?
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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