Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Well I can't go home with anyone tonight bc I stuffed my bra
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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