C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
No stitches, just platelets and will power
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I just went into a strangers house to have a spoonful of sugar to cure my hiccups, wtf is wrong with me
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
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