"it" just moved
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Sorry you had to see that, but on the bright side...at least I trust you enough to have sex in front of you
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
I swear, the guy behind me wasn't paying attention until the words "middle aged fuckboy" came out of my mouth.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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