The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
She hash-tagged my name. I think it's safe to say that she remembers our hookup.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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