Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
you thought you were invisible so you started narrating your actions.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
He stumbled out of the bar bathroom at 3:30 am with his jeans unzipped and his dick hanging out - it was the physical manifestation of "blackout with your cock out"
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
these are times I'm glad I'm Jewish because the Torah is just like "drink, eat, and fuck"
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
