dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
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