How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
You know I told you about that hammering at 3 AM yesterday? Turns out it was Holly beating the lock out of her door with a mallet because she'd forgotten her keys.
Doesn't she keep a spare?
Drunk Holly doesn't listen to Sober Holly's plans.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
Xanax and an ambien. And wine. I'm just waiting for mouth to mouth from some hot EMT. Sort of like the slutty girls version of sleeping beauty
BTW, you ever shave a dick into my dog, I'll cut you. I'll laugh first, but then I'll cut you
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Randomize
