? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
No joke. There's a picture of the priest I made out with on my parents' refrigerator.
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
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