So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
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I think even Ryan Seacrest is disgusted with the thought of Ryan Seacrest getting some.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
I just found out how I got home last night. The bartenders found me sitting in the brush peeing and called me a cab. Have you seen my underwear?
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
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