that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
mowing the lawn. still drunk. If my dad doesn't appreciate this I swear I'm dissowning everyone including him
hey you sure the big one didn't have a penis she left the seat up
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
My dream date: Hotdogs/nachos from the bar & tequila. Is that too much to ask?
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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