I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
In times of desperation, never...NEVER put green apple scented hand sanitizer on your vagina.
She cried the whole movie and got kicked out for saying "[Santa's beard] looks so soft I wanna stick my dick in it." We're going again next week. Drunk animation majors are the best
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
I literally paid cover, got kicked out. Tried to explain that I was just clumsy, but mispronounced it. Then I got pissed off, stormed out..and clotheslined myself on a velvet rope. How was your night?
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
no body wants to do anything today cause it's too cold, but a guy can only masturbate so many times a day. Ya know
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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