I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I'm giving up shame for lent. Here come the best 40 days and nights of my life.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
I didn't know where we were going to start fucking, so I just strategically hid condoms all over the house before he came over.
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
He ate me out in the warehouse on a pallet of sunlight soap. I fucking love night shift!
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