It's Friday. Sex?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
My sister got her picture in the pub crawl section of the paper today and my dad said to me "why can't you be more like her?"
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
open bar reception. dayglow. pray for me
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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