I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Sorry my hands just texted you
I just find it funny that nobody ever threatens to call the cops on us until we have a Harry Potter party
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Jesus tap dancing Christ rock out with your cock out is supposed to be just an expression. And even if it weren't no one wants pics bro.
Bleach your asshole, I'm on my way.
Who is this?!?!
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