The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
omg. why did you never tell me how amazing shitting and smoking is?
i thought this knowledge was automatically promulgated at the age of eighteen?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
what has two thumbs and is going to bang you boss on monday?
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
He puked, did more shots, and then pissed in a drawer. We thought it was bad enough and all of a sudden...boom-clothes come off and he passes out with slippers and a styrofoam hat on and a guitar hero guitar in hand pretending he was slash.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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