Babe! I just farted and I swear to jesus lord christ that it sounded like ur name! Ok, more like Meeatt but still... awesome.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Turns out he's old enough to be my dad. I'm so excited. I've never had a sugar daddy before. What should I ask for first!? Want anything?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
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